"Babies are always more trouble than you thought and more wonderful." – Charles Osgood
"Children make your life important." – Erma Bombeck
"A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother." – Mark Twain
"Babies are like little suns that, in a magical way, bring warmth, happiness, and light into our lives." – Kartini Diapari-Oengider
"A new baby is like the beginning of all things—wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." – Eda J. Le Shan
"A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on." – Carl Sandburg
"Babies are such a nice way to start people." – Don Herrold
"A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase." – Mark Twain
"A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for."