"A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for."
"A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother." – Mark Twain
"A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase." – Mark Twain
"Babies are such a nice way to start people." – Don Herrold
"A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for."