"In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations – it’s cold, half-French, and difficult to stir." - Stuart Keate
"I’m extremely proud to be Canadian, and I’ve always been extremely proud to be Canadian." - Jim Carrey
"In Canada, you can live and look at the US and criticize it but also be part of it." - Alex Trebek
"Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain." - Pierre Trudeau
"Canada has never been a melting-pot; more like a tossed salad." - Arnold Edinborough
"Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party." - Craig Benzine
"Canada is one of the planet’s most comfortable, and caring, societies. The United Nations Human Development Index cited the country as the most desirable place in the world to live. This year a World Bank study named Canada the globe’s second wealthiest society after Australia." - Time Magazine
"Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women." - Richard Benner
"Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it’s doing in the Maritimes." - Tommy Douglas