"I’m not a lumberjack or a fur trader. I don’t live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dogsled. And I don’t know Jimmy, Sally, or Suzy from Canada, although I’m certain they’re really, really nice. I have a Prime Minister, not a president. I speak English and French, not American. And I pronounce it about, not a-boot. I can proudly sew my country’s flag on my backpack. I believe in peacekeeping, not policing; diversity, not assimilation. And that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal. A tuque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch, and it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed!" - Anonymous
